CAKEBEEF.

2009

December
November
October 60
September 199
August 288
July 253
June 165
May 73
April 47
March 16
February
January
Oct 7th
Oct 7th
Listen Listen
The Gin Blossoms - Hey Jealousy I’m okay with The Gin Blossoms.  It’s true.
Oct 7th
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Patsy Cline - She’s Got You This song, no matter how many times I listen to it, is guaranteed...
Oct 6th

Analog l(i/o)ving.

“What kind of magician is he?” she asked. “He does disappearing acts,” he...
Oct 6th
“Dove cuesto, mi dolce?”
— Greg Dulli (Twilight Singers),...
Oct 6th
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Modest Mouse - Perfect Disguise You cocked your head to shoot me down and I don’t give a damn...
Oct 6th
Oct 6th

Old notebooks, older ideas.

There’s this thing that happens, independent of my attempts to control or contain it.  There...
Oct 6th
Warch Watch
Despite falling asleep to Simon Joyner’s Out Into the Snow and spending my morning...
Oct 5th
Oct 5th

Scrawled in the margins. Page 86.

“So the parade had to be postponed So we could watch the balloons ascend Though we all...
Oct 5th
Oct 5th
No. No, no, no. What is happening to the...
Oct 5th
Thinking of you.
Oct 5th
Oct 5th
Oct 5th
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A Trois Dans les WC - Contagion Some days you just need a whole lot of late ’70s/early...
Oct 4th
There was no sound but the sound of rain. The faucets did...
Oct 4th
Oct 4th
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I am having a lengthy and involved discussion about Timbaland with my 55 year old, clinically insane...
Oct 4th
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DJ please, pick up your phone.  I’m on the request line. Missy Elliott - Work It The things...
Oct 4th
Were I not (posthumously) betrothed to Rosario Dawson I...
Oct 4th
WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER "NO."
Oct 4th

Now that I'm thinking about it:

What exactly happened to Mya, my absolute favorite Jamaican/Italian mezzo-soprano?  In ‘98 I...
Oct 4th
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE TEEEEEEEEEEETH.  PUTTING MY TEETH IN YOUR...
Oct 4th
Warch Watch
tylercoates: The night could have only been better had the DJ played “Ghetto Superstar”.  You...
Oct 4th
This is what I do when Sean’s not home. And...
Oct 4th
I’m not sure which of these dudes is more busted. ...
Oct 4th
Electro-Plasmic Hydrocephalic Genre-Fiction...
Oct 4th
Stoj went to town on some cubanelles, and while the remains...
Oct 4th
Is it still considered a fascinator if it’s actually...
Oct 3rd
Warch Watch
Not only am I basically always on the verge of this, I’m actually beginning to have that...
Oct 3rd

WORDS OF ADVICE.

If you have, for whatever reason, (an omelette, prep for corn relish, etc.) been chopping jalapenos...
Oct 3rd
I’ve been standing around for days.  Watching you...
Oct 3rd

Truth and more truth, with a sprinkle of...

I am destroying you in Scrabble. You are Dresden in Scrabble right now.
Oct 3rd
“You have played, (I think) And broke the toys you were...”
— ee cummings [BAM.]
Oct 3rd
Proof positive that a good stylist and/or photographer can...
Oct 3rd
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WHY? - As I Went Out One Morning Yoni Wolf & Co. covering Bob Dylan, from the Unusual Animals...
Oct 2nd
“He knew me by heart. It infuriated me that he knew me by...”
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Notes from...
Oct 2nd
Out of the rain with your makeup in shambles, your dress...
Oct 2nd
Oct 2nd
Herbert James Draper - The Sea Maiden.
Oct 2nd
Oh, Omar.  Omar, Omar, Omar.
Oct 2nd
tsparks: Schneewittchensarg Photo Set Dieter Rams &...
Oct 2nd
Oct 2nd
True facts.
Oct 2nd
Oct 2nd
Oct 2nd
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We ceaselessly debate the mundane while the questions of true importance go unanswered. The Bird...
Oct 1st
Next Summer I am buying a bigger canoe.  No two ways about...
Oct 1st
You have to at least understand that you are capable of...
Oct 1st

Cupcakes. Phenobarbital. Cardigans.

And I know it’s because I worked an extra two hours last night and didn’t get to sleep...
Oct 1st
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Forgive me.  I am missing 2002 today.  I think it’s the weather. Jimmy Eat World - The Middle
Oct 1st
This is like, every day for me.
Oct 1st
This is tomorrow.
Oct 1st
This caption, to me, is perfect.  No misconceptions plague...
Oct 1st
Oct 1st
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Spain - Spiritual. Apologies in advance if you kill yourself.  I swear to God I’m in a good...
Oct 1st
In the spaces between things.  In the snap and flutter and...
Oct 1st