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My Pleasant Afterlife
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I write about music.
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I am having a lengthy and involved discussion about Timbaland with my 55 year old, clinically insane coworker (Genealogy Carol).* While my hangover (OVERHANG) will not subside, I can at least take comfort in this experience.
Timbaland - Give It To Me (f. Timberlake and Nelly Furtado)
*She’s surprisingly knowledgeable regarding Missy Elliott as well. It’s fascinating.
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DJ please, pick up your phone. I’m on the request line.
Missy Elliott - Work It
The things I love about this song are too numerous to address.
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Were I not (posthumously) betrothed to Rosario Dawson I would have to deal with the ongoing catfight between Mya and Rachel (Bilson), who have been after my buns for years.
I try to tell them, “Babes. Babes. Settle down. You’re going to ruin your pretty clothes,” but they never listen.
It’s these buns. There’s nothing I can do.
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WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER "NO." →
[or: “It’s like The Sims but with my friiiiiiiends,” she said, her eyes wet with lonely tears.]
I’m sorry, I need to borrow your :( for a minute. Mine broke from overuse.
You are not allowed to make cartoons of yourself as a lithe, dancing half-fairy club kid so you can sit at home with your belly pudge spilling over your sweatpants and a little mustard stain on your titty and chat with your pimply friends.
No no no no no.
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Now that I’m thinking about it:
What exactly happened to Mya, my absolute favorite Jamaican/Italian mezzo-soprano? In ‘98 I had one hell of a crush on that girl. Her love is like …wo. Her kiss is like … wo. Her touch is like … wo. Her sex is like … wo. Her ass is like … wo. Her body’s like … wo.
And you’re kissin’ it so whatcha think of it? Etc.
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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE TEEEEEEEEEEETH. PUTTING MY TEETH IN YOUR FACE. HAPPY TIME FACE TOOTHING. LA LA LA LALLAALALALA. MMMNMNNMMNMMM.
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The night could have only been better had the DJ played “Ghetto Superstar”.
You should have come to whatever loft party I attended last night. ‘Ghetto Superstar’ happened. I hugged the DJ.*
*DJ meaning person in charge of the iPod, not an actual DJ.
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This is what I do when Sean’s not home.
And that’s what our house looks like.
But my dress is red.
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I’m not sure which of these dudes is more busted. I’m leaning toward the one on the left, but the guy on the right has this insouciant gleam in his eye that is just jarring.
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Electro-Plasmic Hydrocephalic Genre-Fiction Generator 2000 →
Tres amusing.
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