CAKEBEEF.

4th October 2009

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Were I not (posthumously) betrothed to Rosario Dawson I would have to deal with the ongoing catfight between Mya and Rachel (Bilson), who have been after my buns for years.

I try to tell them, “Babes.  Babes.  Settle down.  You’re going to ruin your pretty clothes,” but they never listen.

It’s these buns.  There’s nothing I can do.